Did I mention? I have some weirdo dreams

I had a super weird dream last night. Even as I type this, it's fading from my mind so the details are getting a little fuzzy...

I believe I was back in high school and I was best friends with a girl who I cannot place in my memory now that I'm awake. She was one of those perfect girls in high school that you know must have spent a ridiculous amount of time getting ready every morning but somehow makes everything look effortless. Anyway, she was complaining about her weight and I remember saying something about how I was at least 20 pounds heavier than she was. Then she whips her head around and starts laughing at me and grabbing people walking by to tell them that I was fat.

I remember looking down and I was wearing one of those loose fitting shirts that make any girl look pregnant unless she's a size zero. So I pulled it tight against my stomach and asked her, "See is this fat? I'm not fat. I'm just not a size 2." To which she responded, "Umm.. yeah you are fat. That (here she pointed at my stomach) is fat".

And here comes the best part... I started choking her. Something snapped and I reached out and started squeezing. In my dream, I quickly let go but when I woke up I could still feel the adrenaline pumping through me from the anger I felt towards her.

Now, I suppose I could interpret this dream a myriad of different ways. Perhaps on some deep level I'm uncomfortable with the way I look. Or maybe I care more about people's perception of me than what I let on. However, I will take one thing from this dream... If you cross me, I will blow up and sometimes will just have to choke a bitch.